He Looked Alot Like Tiger Williams Lyrics

I went to see the doctor, cause I had a pain or two

He said don't be a sissy boy, there is nothing wrong with you

This world is full of heartache, just be brave and see it through

Just get back to work you little jerk, I've had enough of you



He looked alot like Tiger Williams

He was brave and strong and true

But if you tried to cross him

He would put a hurt on you



I was driving down the freeway, doing 95 or so

When a traffic cop crawled up my ass and pulled me off the road

He said around here I am King, so your speeding days are through

If you break the rules again, my friend, I will throw the book at you



He looked alot like Tiger Williams

He was brave and strong and true

But if you tried to cross him

He would put a hurt on you



If there is a God above, I know that he must be

The kind of guy who's tough enough to deal with punks like me

He won't take no excuses, he'll be tough but he'll be fair

And when I go to my reward, I hope to see him there



I'll bet he looks like Tiger Williams

He'll be brave and strong and true

But if you try to cross him

He will put a hurt on you