Be Prepared (Benjy Gaither) lyrics
Soundtrack: Hoodwinked
37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me
A spell where when Im talkin Im singin it with glee.
When youre always singin you got to live alone
Thats why I made this mountain shack my home.
And when youre on the mountain, you got no guarantees
That life will turn up roses or turn out as you please.
When youre on the mountain, theres lots to be afeared
Thats why this here old mountain goats prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You got one life, so handle it with care!
(goat yodelling)
I got horns that open bottles,
And I got horns that hold my keys,
I got horns that when you turn em right, they help me watch TV.
I got horns that open pickle jars,
And horns that come with hair,
I got horns that hang my other horns -
I always come prepared.
Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You got one life, so handle it with care!
Yeeeheeeee! Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!
(goat yodelling and more)
Ooooooh, an avalanche is comin and I do not feel prepared,
Its rumblin like a mountain lion - I must say that Im scared,
And if not for the witchs spell youd hear just how I scream,
But since Im only singin, Ill just yodel til were creamed!
(goat yodelling )
Baaaaa!
Back to the Hoodwinked SoundtrackA spell where when Im talkin Im singin it with glee.
When youre always singin you got to live alone
Thats why I made this mountain shack my home.
And when youre on the mountain, you got no guarantees
That life will turn up roses or turn out as you please.
When youre on the mountain, theres lots to be afeared
Thats why this here old mountain goats prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You got one life, so handle it with care!
(goat yodelling)
I got horns that open bottles,
And I got horns that hold my keys,
I got horns that when you turn em right, they help me watch TV.
I got horns that open pickle jars,
And horns that come with hair,
I got horns that hang my other horns -
I always come prepared.
Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You got one life, so handle it with care!
Yeeeheeeee! Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!
(goat yodelling and more)
Ooooooh, an avalanche is comin and I do not feel prepared,
Its rumblin like a mountain lion - I must say that Im scared,
And if not for the witchs spell youd hear just how I scream,
But since Im only singin, Ill just yodel til were creamed!
(goat yodelling )
Baaaaa!