Split Lip Lyrics

Oh mama takes the fly swatter to my ass because I gave St. Peter a shiner
Oh mama uses the plunger to suck the milkshakes out of my ass and serve it to the battered wives
I can't give Albert a boner and I'm shaking my earthquake ass for mama's customers
Oh mama is pickin' the chicken pox off my ass
And the punching bag between my legs is making me stupider