The Stamped Addressed Envelope Of Love Lyrics

I wrote you a love letter,
Then redrafted it and made it a bit better,
I ran out of ink in my pen,
Starting it over and over again.

I put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love,
And sent it on recorded delivery,
My love for you is strong enough,
That I don't mind spending slightly more money.

(Spoken) So I suppose you want to know what was in the letter. It said:

?I think you're an attractive girl,
I think you think I'm one as well,
It may sound odd but I had a dream,
In which you cycled up to me,
But the amazing thing was that you,
Were wearing a dress you'd fashioned out of paper bags and glue.?

I put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love,
And sent it on recorded delivery,
My love for you is strong enough,
Sweetheart, you're worth every extra penny.

I put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love,
And sent it on recorded delivery,
And enclosed a self-addressed envelope,
In the hope that you'll write back to me.