Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo Lyrics

I don't want tofu
I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew
I don't want to be vegetarian
why eat beans when you can have steak instead?
I don't feel bad about
eating something thats dead
so why should I be sad
for cows getting hit in the head?
so I like eating fish
tell me whats wrong with this
how can you blame me
for eating chicken of the sea?
dont waste your breath yelling at me
about animal rights
and how they should be free
its survival of the fittest
and were winning
I dont feel bad about
eating something thats dead
so why should I be sad
for chickens being force fed
so I like eating fish
tell me whats wrong with this
how can you blame me
for eating chicken of the sea?