Where Babies Come From (by Chef) Lyrics

When a man loves a woman
And a woman loves a man
Well
Actually, sometimes the man doesn't love the woman
But he acts like he does so he can get some action
Magic starts to happen
And the two take off their clothes, that's right
And they caress, and touch each other
Until the part of the man grows
And they roll around and 'round
And they just, start getting hot
And the man says, "I love you"
And the woman says
"Hold on a second, I gotta go to the bathroom"
So you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait
And you wait and you wait and you wait
You wait, and you're cooling down
And she's still going to the bathroom
Finally she comes back and she says, "Baby, I'm getting hot"
And that's when you got a jub-o-butt, and a bubble full of...