A Proper Rifle Assembly Lyrics

Begin with step one

Let's assemble your new gun

count the pieces til there's none

we'll use them all before we're done



Make sure the bolt is clean

attach it to the firing pin

lube the bore and check the springs

Is the hammer functioning

for your proper assembly?



Take care the chambers free

to avoid an injury

thread the breach plug

clear debris

it's as easy as 1-2-3



With the safety locked

affix the trigger to the stock

undo the ramrod, pull it off

and keep a close eye on the clock

don't let this thing go off half cocked



We all get hurt

and we all get up

and we all move on

yeah we all move on