A Spoon Spreads Knife Better Lyrics

One day you'll learn to spread bread
Calm down Margaret
Lee was making bombs on his bed
Calm down Margaret
Masturbating on the linen
Calm down Margaret
Kyle is the spy who shagged Lee
Calm down Margaret

Lee's here
He's queer
Do him in the ear
But if you're black he'll go deaf

Lee's got pre menstrual tension
Calm down Margaret
And the truth shall set Lee free
Calm down Margaret
Suck some tasty cold hard gock
Calm down Margaret
And play some Mario Kart
Calm down Margaret
With a Black and Decker blowtorch
Calm down Margaret

Lee's here
He's queer
Do him in the ear
But if you're black he'll go deaf

Mary had a little lamb
His eyes as black as coal
He thinks that singing on Sunday
Is going to save his soul
No matter what I put myself through
Well it was good enough for me
Not today cause I'm a real motherfucker
So many fish there in the sea

Lee's here
He's queer
Do him in the ear
But if you're black he'll go deaf
Lee's here
He's queer
Do him in the ear
But if you're black he'll go deaf

He'll go deaf, deaf, deaf

Go on the radio? Nah, fuck it