Abercrombie Jeans Lyrics

Well I know this gal from California, she's a pretty as a pretty gal can be

And I know that gal knows I like her, and I'm pretty sure that pretty gal likes me

Everything's fine except for one problem, she wants a big, expensive diamond on her hand

And there aint no way that I can settle down, cuz I'm playing in a rock and roll band



The rock star life or a young a pretty wife

The question is, which one will it be?

All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans

Enough to drive a man like me crazy



Well I like my life as a bachelor, I've got a dirty house and my cooking tastes like scat

I go out when I can, I always dress just like a man,

I don't go nowhere without my trusty baseball cap

Now that pretty gal wants to take me shopping, buy me clothes and shoes that look real nice

But I don't want to be bossed around, I just want to paint the town,

Not paint my hair to look like Vanilla Ice



Well I like that gal from California, but I'm afraid that I'll just have to move along

Live my life up on the stage, play guitar like Jimmy Page

Taking candy from a stranger is just plain wrong.