All that jazz Lyrics

ALL THAT JAZZ



ANNOUNCER

Welcome. Ladies and Gentlemen, you are about to see a story of

murder, greed, corruption, violence, exploitation, adultery,

and treachery - all those things we all hold near and dear to

our hearts. Thank you.



VELMA

Come on, Babe

Why don't we paint the town?

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I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

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Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

but the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And All

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Jazz!



Slick your hair

And wear your buckle shoes

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I hear that father dip

Is gonna blow the blues

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Hold on, hon

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some Aspirin

Down at United Drug



In case you shake apart

And want a brand-new start

To do that -



VELMA & COMPANY

Jazz!



COMPANY

Skidoo!



VELMA

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COMPANY

Hotcha!

Whoopee!



VELMA

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COMPANY

Hah! Hah! Hah!



VELMA

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl



ALL

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FRED

Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?





VELMA

No, her husband is not at home!

Find a flask

We're playing fast and loose



COMPANY

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VELMA

Right up here

Is where I store the juice



COMPANY

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VELMA

Come on babe

We're gonna brush the sky

I bet you lucky Lindy

Never flew so high

'Cause in the stratosphere

How could he lend an ear

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COMPANY

Oh, you're gonna see her sheba shimmy shake



VELMA

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COMPANY

Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break



VELMA

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COMPANY

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh, her mother's blood is curdle

If she'd hear

Her baby's queer

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VELMA & COMPANY

And All That Jazz!

Come on, Babe Oh, you're gonna see

Why don't we paint Your

The town? Sheba

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I'm gonna Oh,

Rouge my knees She's gonna shimmy

And roll my 'Till her garters

Stockings down Break

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Start the car Show her where to

I know a whoopee spot Park her girdle

Where the gin is cold Oh, her mother's blood'd

But the piano's hot. Curdle

It's just a noisy hall If she'd hear

Where there's a nightly brawl Her baby's queer

And All That Jazz! For All That Jazz!



ROXIE

So, that's it, huh Fred?







FRED

Yeah, I'm afraid so Roxie.





ROXIE

Oh, Fred...

GIRLS

Oh, Fred...





FRED

Yeah?





ROXIE

Nobody walks out on me.



FRED

Sweetheart –





ROXIE

Oh, don't "sweetheart" me, you son-of-a-bitch!



COMPANY

Whoopee!

Hotcha!

Jazz!





ROXIE

Oh, I gotta pee.



VELMA

No, I'm no one's wife

But, oh, I love my life

And All That Jazz!



COMPANY

That Jazz!