Allergic to Myself Lyrics

He was my friend, but what the fuck?
I slapped him down cuz it was fun
I stole his girl, I knocked her up
I had my fun.

I'm allergic to myself

She kept the kid, went on the dole
I took her checks, I spent it all
Went in my lungs and up my nose
She loves me so.

I'm allergic to myself

And now the kid's a fucking brat
Just like his dad, a fucking rat
He hates his mom, he thinks I'm great
What can I say?

I'm allergic to myself

It cracks me up, it makes me scratch.
He's still my friend, she's always back.
I'm allergic to myself
To myself