Alligator Lyrics

There's no job to pay the rent.
There's no love to make it better.
There's no plans,
What'chu doin' later?
Take my hand, alligator.

Life is funny.
Life's a laugh.
Life is lonely.
Yeah, it's a drag.

And what's your name?
How you doin'?
I like your hair.
How do you do it?

And it's not fair
That you're taken.
And it's unfair
That you're spoken for.

Life is funny.
Life's a laugh.
Life is lonely.
It's a drag.

And I don't care.
You're not a traitor.
I'll take the stairs,
Not the elevator.

And one day
I'll see you at the top
? on a love that never stops.

And I've been on the way too long.
I've been on the way too long.
Been on the way too long.
I've been on the way too long.

Life is funny.
Life's a laugh.
Life is lonely.
It's a drag.
And oh, what a drag.

And I've been on the way too long.
I've been on the way too long.
I've been on the way too long.