Amazing Maze Lyrics

Ferris wheels and bumper cars are funBut those rides just aren't for everyoneBought my ticket I'ma have a runIn the maze (WHOOOO!)If I don't come back or right awayGive me time at least a half a dayDon't just leave me lost and blown awayIn the maze (WHOOOO!)Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff NippleAnd I'm Jimbo Jizm Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing mazeOver 5000 ways to get in, and no way outLet's meet today's volunteerThis is RickWe like to call him Rick the DickDickface here is a wealthy entrepeneurWho smacks his wife aroundAnd buys his way in and out of everythingLet's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze[Violent J]What up bitch? I'm Violent JI'll be your guide for today, k?Good, got mad doors and mad floorsHallways, crawlways, walls for nedensMake a left just before you make a rightAnd your left should be to your rightIf your lefts right, right?Good, begin the show Go on ahead boy and open up the first doorWelcome to a theatrical thrillerMeet Jack Doobie a serial killerWith a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbowYou get it back if you make it out thoughFuck ain't no use crying all dayYou need to take your bitch ass back down the hallwayYou gotta be a man at least you learnedEverything you get in the maze you've earnedKeep runnin times a tickin on the clockYou might wanna tie that stump up with a sockTurn right it might look the sameBut you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacksThis really ain't shitAbout a million tacks and the room spins a bitIf you stay on your feet you'll be okayOh let me get out of your wayOh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there JeffThat's right JimboHe looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like thatYou can always witness spectacles truly amazing Within the amazing mazeLet's see where else Rick's adventuresWill lead the little dickwipeHahaha, so you got a few tacks in your ballsPick 'em all out and head right back down the hallsWhat's this? Dead end, doors locked It's a long way back, just knockOh should've turned around no doubtAin't nuthin that we got to sit and argue aboutKeep going make a left, right leftNow run straight ahead some moreOpen up the doorSlide in the sheets, nice breezeRelax ninja take it with easeThe maze is a place of magicMany surprises, your dick risesLay down expect the bestIn comes your lover with a hairy chestHello sexy I'm grim loveLet me have a look at your uhh milk dudAww shit you fell for thatI ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tappedAll that dissin of the opposite sexAnd look who just got they butthole flexedWait! What's that? The walls are closing in, fuck datHurry run for your life Ohh he'll be alrightHow's that sit with you Jimbo?First he gets plugged with bulletsThen he gets his butt pluggedI think he's a fuckin idiot, JeffI mean what kind of assholeCan't find his way out of this maze?You gotta be a real dickbufferTo wind up here in the first placeRight you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick fuck up some moreAlrighty ain't no need to fearIf there's a way out it's gotta be nearHey yo look a phoneYou still got one good arm so it's onCan you hear? Ahh tongue in your earDrop it the phones got a life of it's ownKiss me man hey come onSlip down the slide go fasterBed of nails, disasterQuit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the doorWoods, trees you're outsideLots of places for creeps to hideWatch your step, AHHHH, backdraftCaught your foot and the ankles leftCreepin off with your stumpFeel something in the rumpHolla's, yeah they gonna get you How does it feel bitch get the pictureBack indoors hey at last Look at your family behind the glassThey look weird, they're sayin somethingListen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked upOooh they're laughin and they're pointing at youAt least you know what they're sayins trueIt's one last door you made it home, orOr what? Once again it's onFerris wheels and bumper cars are funBut those rides just aren't for everyoneBought my ticket I'ma have a runIn the maze (WHOOOO!)If I don't come back or right away (Hey)Hey man cut that shitWhat the fuck man, happy friendly shit manFuck datIt's supposed to be wicked in this bitch manTurn that shit off