Amphibious Trigonometry Lyrics

Monster school student bodies always seem to be diverse
With like a mummy and a zombie and a demon student nurse
And a mortician bus driver 'cause the bus is a hearse
But one type of monster always has it the worst

'Cause the werewolf guy's gig is to howl at the moon
And the vampire kid can make the ladies swoon
But you'll always wait for 3 in the afternoon
If you're the fish kid from the black lagoon

'Cause you need
Water to breathe
Can't take French 3
Amphibiously

Were you a zombie fish boy,
Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matter
As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus
But I've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive
Fish men maybe monsters, but they're clearly alive

Can't be a football star like Frankenstein
The impact would surely crack your fragile spines
Can't be in the school play with the opera phantom nerds
'Cause your aquatic vocal chords can't enunciate words

Can't get a steady girl or friend with benefits
'Cause no lady likes a guy who's been a fish
But as marine based life, you can still take pride
In fearing no swirly or bubbler ride

'Cause you need
Water to breathe
Can't take trigonometry
Amphibiously

Were you a zombie fish boy,
Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matter
As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus
But I've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive
Fish men maybe monsters, but they're clearly alive

And I'm glad they're not zombies
For I confess
That I'm way done with zombies
But I digress
The point is that school will make you depressed
If you've got gills on your face and scales on your chest