And The Pies Lyrics

I WON'T GO UP THE STAIRS TONIGHT
I LOVE PIES
OH YEAH, I LOVE THE PIES
I LOVE THE CHICKEN
I LOVE IT WHEN MY MOMMY POURS PASTA
AND THE GRAVY
ALL OVER ME
AND THE CHIPS
AND THE PIES
OH AND THE CHIPS
AND THE PIES
AND THE BROCOLLI
AND THE BROCOLLI
AND THE CARROTS
AND THE CARROTS
AND THE GRAVY
AND THE GRAVY
AND THE CHIPS
AND THE CHIPS
AND THE CHIPS
AND THE CHIPS

EVERYONE LOVES THE BROCOLLI
EVERYBODY LOVES THE GRAVY
EVERYBODY LOVES THE CHICKEN
SAUSAGE, SAUSAGE, SAUSAGE
BACON, BACON, BACON
OH, SAUSAGE
AND I LOVE THE COCK
I LOVE YOU INSTEAD OF BISHOP
'CAUSE BISHOP TOOK IT UP THE BUM ONE TIME BY BEN
OH YEAH
I LOVE THIS PIE BEN
AND THE GRAVY
YEAH HO I SAUSAGE [?]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BENJAMIN
CAN'T STOP THE MOTION WITH THE LOTION
NOONE LIKES THE RED HOT CHILLI POO-POOS
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