And The Winner Is... Lyrics

Hey have you heard the news (the fight is on) Who do you think will win (she's pretty strong) Maybe he's got a chance (he's pound for pound) Maybe he's got a chance (he's going down) Ok, no way this can be happening There's gotta be a better way This is such a lousy holiday Ok, you win, it's automatic Someone tell me this is not the way This is such a lousy holiday You hit me once, you hit me twice An uppercut, and the war is over Somehow you always win I tell you once, i told you twice Below the belt Your tender violence hurts but i still love you Hey have you heard the news. (the boy went down) Going the distance lost (the bonus round) They did say he won't come back (oh, he'll fight again)