Another Christmas Song Lyrics

Ho! It's another Christmas song!
Whoa! Get ready brother,
For another christmas song!
They play for a month, Ad infinitum
One day it struck me,
Someone must write them!
So! It's another Christmas song!

Santa Clause singing on naughty snow,
Reindeer ringing in the mistletoe,
The manger's on fire,
The holly's a-glow,
Hear baby Jesus crying ho ho ho!

Hey! It's another Christmas song.
Yay! Another oft' returning,
Royalty earning, Christmas song,
I've got plenty more, so go buy a modem,
Log on to iTunes and pay to download 'em!
Pay! For another Christmas song.

Chestnuts glisten on a silent night,
Sleigh-bells kissing by candle light,
The tree is frozen, the winter's bright,
Who'd have thought the wise men looked so white?

You! Don't you wanna sing along?
To! My humble yule tide,
Dreamed up pool side,
Christmas song!
Make it part of your holiday cannon,
Make it the heart of my retirement planning!
and do! Sing another Christmas song!

Beat it into 'em fellas!
Watch my feet fly!

But wait! Who's this?

Young ones starving on a dead-end street,
Taped up tabloids on their frost-bit feet,
Hear what they carol as they huddle for heat,
"Please help the Colbert Children eat!"

Whoa! Just another Christmas song!
No! This is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin'-song!
Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered,
Please save my family and make this a standard!
Go! Join the ever-growing throng,
Who are singing,
And swingin',
While my kids are clinging to the hope,
My register's ching-ching chinging from the cash I'm bringing,
From another Christmas song!