Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better Lyrics

I'm superior, you're inferior. I'm the big attraction, you're the small. I'm the major one, you're the minor one, I can beat you shootin', that's not all. anything you can do, I can do better. I can do any thing better than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. anything you can be I can be greater. soon er or lat er, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes I am. No you're not. Yes I am. No you're not. Yes I am, yes I am. I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. I can do most anything. Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. anything you can sing I can sing louder. I can sing anything louder than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything cheaper than you. Fifty cents. Forty cents. Thirty cents. Twenty cents. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. anything you can dig, I can dig deeper. I can dig anything deeper than you. Thirty feet. Forty feet. Fifty feet. Sixty feet. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. I can do it quicker and get even sicker. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat. anything you can reach, I can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. anyone you can lick, I can lick faster. I can lick anyone faster than you. With your fist? With my feet. With your feet? With an axe. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. Any school where you went, I could be master. I could be master much faster than you. Can you spell. No I can't. Can you add. No I can't. Can you teach. Yes I can, yes I can. I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser. I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle. I can open any safe. With out being caught? Yes. That's what I thought. any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note longer than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can.