Lyrics to Artists vs. TMNT
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DONATELLO!
MICHELANGELO!
LEONARDO!
RAPHAEL!
VERSUS!
LEONARDO!
MICHELANGELO!
DONATELLO!!
AND RAPHAEL!
BEGIN!
Artists:
Leonardo:
Cowabunga, dudes. So lets get it on
Reptiles against the fathers of the renaissance
We got that classical technique
to kick these 3 toed freaks back under the streets
I take a turtle and turn him into mincemeat
You dont really wanna step to Da Vinci
I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello!
Donatello:
Oh, hard shell but you're gross in the middle
Wouldnt wanna touch you with a Six Foot Chisel
Born in goop, raised in poop
I slice through a group of ninja like fruit, oops!
Raphael:
Yo, Raphael and I came to flow
Deemed dope by the pope and I boned 'till I croaked
Im an MC Shredder but I get the feeling
I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling
Michelangelo:
OH! Michelangelo and im giant!
I made David but i'll slay you like Goliath!
Im a rap god and you cant quite touch me
This battle's your Last Judgement, trust me!
Donatello:
We drop science!
Raphael:
We got the mathematics!
Donatello and Raphael
The architects of rebirth and rap addicts!
All:
You beat the Foot but it wont go well!
Donatello:
When you catch an Italian
All:
Boot to the half shell!
TMNT:
Leo:
The wisdom of our master (Splinter!)
Don:
Taught us not to rush to violence
Raph:
But our master (Master Splinter)
Mike:
He aint here dude!
Leo:
I dont think you wanna mess with my Kitana blades!
Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away!
Mike:
I can Bebop and Steady Rock a mic, sucka!
Im a pristine Sistine nun-chucha!
Raph:
Oh, Hi! Im a cool but rude guy
Put you back in school with the tip of my 2 Sai
Don:
Donna-tell me who you are again, dude?
'Cause I dont Gattamelatta clue what you do
Artists:
Donatello:
Thats because you mutants are too immature!
Leonardo:
You wouldnt know genius if it pissed in your sewer!
Raphael:
We got the talent!
All:
And the minds!
Raphael:
And the rhymes so sweet!
Michelangelo:
We're like your NES game!
All:
Because we cant be beat!
TMNT:
Leo:
Yo, go ahead and hate we'll just skate on by!
Mike:
You guys draw more dicks than New York pride!
All:
We're the TMNT, Drop kicking Italy
We're chowing on your tower made of pizza
Leo:
Save a slice for me!
DONATELLO!
MICHELANGELO!
LEONARDO!
RAPHAEL!
VERSUS!
LEONARDO!
MICHELANGELO!
DONATELLO!!
AND RAPHAEL!
BEGIN!
Artists:
Leonardo:
Cowabunga, dudes. So lets get it on
Reptiles against the fathers of the renaissance
We got that classical technique
to kick these 3 toed freaks back under the streets
I take a turtle and turn him into mincemeat
You dont really wanna step to Da Vinci
I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello!
Donatello:
Oh, hard shell but you're gross in the middle
Wouldnt wanna touch you with a Six Foot Chisel
Born in goop, raised in poop
I slice through a group of ninja like fruit, oops!
Raphael:
Yo, Raphael and I came to flow
Deemed dope by the pope and I boned 'till I croaked
Im an MC Shredder but I get the feeling
I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling
Michelangelo:
OH! Michelangelo and im giant!
I made David but i'll slay you like Goliath!
Im a rap god and you cant quite touch me
This battle's your Last Judgement, trust me!
Donatello:
We drop science!
Raphael:
We got the mathematics!
Donatello and Raphael
The architects of rebirth and rap addicts!
All:
You beat the Foot but it wont go well!
Donatello:
When you catch an Italian
All:
Boot to the half shell!
TMNT:
Leo:
The wisdom of our master (Splinter!)
Don:
Taught us not to rush to violence
Raph:
But our master (Master Splinter)
Mike:
He aint here dude!
Leo:
I dont think you wanna mess with my Kitana blades!
Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away!
Mike:
I can Bebop and Steady Rock a mic, sucka!
Im a pristine Sistine nun-chucha!
Raph:
Oh, Hi! Im a cool but rude guy
Put you back in school with the tip of my 2 Sai
Don:
Donna-tell me who you are again, dude?
'Cause I dont Gattamelatta clue what you do
Artists:
Donatello:
Thats because you mutants are too immature!
Leonardo:
You wouldnt know genius if it pissed in your sewer!
Raphael:
We got the talent!
All:
And the minds!
Raphael:
And the rhymes so sweet!
Michelangelo:
We're like your NES game!
All:
Because we cant be beat!
TMNT:
Leo:
Yo, go ahead and hate we'll just skate on by!
Mike:
You guys draw more dicks than New York pride!
All:
We're the TMNT, Drop kicking Italy
We're chowing on your tower made of pizza
Leo:
Save a slice for me!
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