Autophilia Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And.. Lyrics

I love your bodywork and your flashy pop-up lights.
The way you hug the corners, however fast and tight.
She comes in sixteen colours, she'll suck your money dry.
Gives shitty mileage, but come on let's get inside.

I love your slinky spoilers, they really speak to me.
State-of-the-art sound system, leather upholstery.
She purrs just like a kitten, she seems to throb with pride.
Gives you the feeling you've been taken for a ride.

Pay no attention to the sign.
No stopping any time.
Come park that chassis next to mine.
You know, I'm on a double-yellow line.

I love your bodywork and your flashy pop-up lights.
The way you hug the corners, however fast and tight.
She comes in sixteen colours, she'll suck your money dry.
Gives shitty mileage, but come on let's get inside.

Pay no attention to the sign.
No stopping any time.
Come park that chassis next to mine.
You know, I'm on a double-yellow line.

I like to burn some rubber, I like to feel the steel.
I like to put my foot down, I like to take the wheel.
She purrs just like a kitten, she'll go that final mile.
But if she's rocking don't come knocking for a while.

Pay no attention to the sign.
No stopping any time.
Come park that chassis next to mine.
You know, I'm on a double-yellow line.