Bad Vibrations Lyrics

I have a problem, it's embarassing
Or should I say sexually harassing
I got horny last night, inserted something into my ass
The first thing to catch my sight, I would grab fast

I have a vibrator in my ass
And the batteries are still working
I have a vibrator in my ass
and it hurts

It was something that belonged to my girl
I pushed the button and it gave me a swirl
But since last night it's still stuck in my ass
And I've been trying to fight to get that thing out fast

I have a vibrator in my ass
And the batteries are still working
I have a vibrator in my ass
and it hurts

Who invented this? It's easy to put in.
But if it gets stuck it whipes out my grin
I'm afraid to go to a doctor, he'll laugh at my problem
Laugh at the vibrator stuck in my rectal colom.

I have a vibrator in my ass
And the batteries are still working
I have a vibrator in my ass
and it hurts

I have a vibrator in my ass
And the batteries are still working
I have a vibrator in my ass
and it hurts