Balls Lyrics

Welcome, welcome to the show
Listen, as we tell you all you need to know
About chicks and fighting,
And...and moto
But mostly, check out these balls!

Balls!
My big, fat, hairless balls! (BALLS!)
Your mouth, your mouth can't fit it all! (ALL!)
A tiger, a tiger goes roar! (ROAR!)
So if you're hot and your cookie's shaved,
Taintstick is fucking you all! Yeah!

[spoken]
That's right! Here I am, here we are! We're way better than you, 'cuz guess what? You suck! We're fucking awesome! How does it feel to be awesome? I'm not telling you! 'Cuz you suck so bad, you don't deserve to know how fuckin' awesome we are! We're amazingly awesome! I've got fire! In my balls and my eyes! My eyes and my balls are on fire! Everybody I know in the band is on fire! We're fucking burning right now!

Oh, balls! Yeah
Fuck, I suck!