Bare Facts Lyrics

Dear nudist… what have you got to say?
Dear nudist… greet the band new day
The sun is bright and in my eyes
But that's not why I'm going blind
Dear nudist… you look cheeky today

Dear nudist… you're corrupting the youth
Dear nudist… that's the naked truth
But though it's not a pretty sight
At least I know if it's cold outside
Dear nudist… cannot bear to put on shoes

Don't look down…
Don't look down there

Dear nudist…got exposed on TV
Dear nudist… he was hangin' free
Your wardrobe has a full supply
Of birthday suits and matching ties
Dear nudist… don't you let me see your smile

Dear nudist… he's outside everyday
Dear nudist…whether sun or rain
The sun is up
It's half past noon
And yet I see a great full moon
Dear nudist… it's so hard to look away