Beardo Lyrics

My friends call me Beardo
They think that I'm a weirdo
I'm never gonna shave-o
I'll never be your slave-o

My sideburns are as good as can be
So why can't you stop making fun of me?

At least give me credit
'Cause no one ever said it
Was supposed to make me cool
Don't have to be so cruel

At least I don't have a goatee
So why can't you stop making fun of me?

(I will!)