Beers in Heaven Lyrics

Well i heard that there's no drinking up in heaven
That all they they serve is butter scones and tea
The happy hour came to a halt
Lager, Stout and single malt
Have been so wild they keep it under lock and key

Well I heard there's no loose women up in heaven
The bloody Mary is just a virgin WASP
There's no tumblin in the hay
All day long playin ?
With the Holy Ghost, the father and the son

Well they started turning wine back into water
Some of us feel it should be a sin
Instead of acting in such haste
And let that good thing go to waste
Crack a barrel and fill my glass up to the brink

So what good is doing good
And always acting as you should
If when the end comes you can't even get a beer
Peter I mean no offence
but me and my thirsty friends
Would rather take our chances with the guy downstairs

Well I heard that there's no drinking up in heaven
But I'm pretty sure they do down there
So if we still have a choice
That goes for me and the boys
Open up the gates and let us out again