Ben Weasel Lyrics

He rants and raves, he screams and shouts He always flips his lid But deep down inside he loves you kids I know that you think he's just a goon But he makes little Vapid clean his room He don't like Nirvana I know he don't like Prong And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole" Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk" Ben Weasel - you just hate him 'cuz he don't hafta work Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole" Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk" Ben Weasel... He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool He's Ben Weasel, what can you do? Ben Weasel, he's so cool He drinks mud, he smokes his butts He's glued to his T.V. But when I drink a brew he frowns on me He paces in his living room and festers every night But we know that his bark's worse than his bite He don't like Nirvana I know he don't like Prong And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole" Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk" Ben Weasel - you just hate him 'cuz he don't hafta work Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole" Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk" Ben Weasel... He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool He's Ben Weasel, what can you do? Ben Weasel, he's so cool