Better Off Beatin' Off Lyrics

Every woman that I meet is a headache
Spends my money and it ends in heartbreak
See no reason to repeat my mistakes
I'm better off alone beatin' off

Every woman that I meet is unfaithful
Every guy in town is stuffin' her puss hole
Y'all can have her, I hope you like blue balls
I'm better off alone beatin' off

Had enough of this same ol' game
Locked my door, grabbed my vaseline
Pulled my dick out and I start to drain
Finally have some peace in my brain

Sick and tired of this same ol' lie
Rather be unzippin' my fly
Pull my dick out and I start to cry
Jackin' off with tears in my eye

Buy her jewelery and that expensive lipstick
Turn my back and then she's suckin' my dad's dick
Had enough of it, I'm callin' in sick
I'm better off alone beatin' off
I'm better off alone beatin' off

Better off beatin' off
I'm better off beatin' off
Better off beatin' off
I'm better off beatin' off
I'm better off beatin' off
I'm better off beatin' off
Better off beatin' off
Better off beatin' off
I'm better off beatin' off
Better off beatin' off
I'm better off beatin' off
Better off beatin' off