Lyrics to Billericay Dickie
(spoken)
good evening I'm from Essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie,
I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well
had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena
could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena
well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well
I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well
I'd rendezvous with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when I captured Janet
she bruised her pomegranate
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well
you should never hold a candle
if you don't know where it's been
the jackpot is in the handle
on a normal fruit machine
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
who's their brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well
I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness
my given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
a pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well
oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch
my given name is Dickie,
I come from Billericay
and I ain't a slouch
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
about Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effin' thicky
you ask Joyce and Vicki
and I'm doing very well
Songwriters: DURY, IAN ROBINS / NUGENT, STEPHEN LEWIS / JANKEL, CHAZ
Publisher: Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
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