Bitrektual (Feat. Jason Charles Miller from Godhead) Lyrics

Jason: "Live long and prosper," if you're one of us.

Voltaire: "May the Force be with you," unless that phrase don't fit you.

Jason: Forever we have been at odds.

Voltaire: 'Cause you're a drooling Trekkie.

Jason: Says the Lucas lackey.

Voltaire & Jason: Whatever.



Jason: We are out in space, the last frontier, seeking life that's new and strange out here...

Voltaire & Jason: ...and new civilizations in the great beyond.

Jason: Boldly going where no one has gone.



Voltaire: Our tale is better in every way.

In a galaxy far, far away...

Voltaire & Jason: ...a great adventure happened a long, long time ago.

Voltaire: But, then, I don't suppose that you would know.



Jason: We have ray guns we call phasers.

Voltaire: We have blasters and lightsabers.

Jason: We have ships that fly at warp.

Voltaire: Yeah, it's called hyperspace, you dork.

Voltaire & Jason: We've got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks.

Voltaire: Yeah, well, a guy who plays with Tribbles shouldn't talk.



Jason: Come on, let's not fight.

Voltaire & Jason: It's so unintellectual.

Jason: How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?

Voltaire: ...That's disgusting.

Jason: ...Yeeeaaahhh, forget I mentioned it.



Jason: Klingons shooting at our starboard side.

We've got a hull breach on the Enterprise.

Voltaire & Jason: We drift into the Neutral Zone and we're on the wrong side.

Jason: We'd need a wormhole to get out alive.



Voltaire: On a moon of Yavin's where we hide, we're havin' trouble with the hyperdrive.

Voltaire & Jason: This planet keeps on spinning and the Death Star's now in sight.

Voltaire: We hope the rebels take it out in time.



Voltaire: Come on, let's not fight.

Voltaire & Jason: It's so unintellectual.

Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?

Jason: Wouldn't it be nice...

Voltaire & Jason: ...and so much more effectual...

Jason: ...to put our cares aside and be bitrektual?



Voltaire: Think how awesome it would be - a team-up with Jean-Luc and Leia.

Jason: Kirk and Chewie save the day, blowing up a Bird-of-Prey.

Voltaire: Han and Spock, they set a net and trap the Borg and Boba Fett, while 3PO and Data raid a TIE Fighter to capture Vader.

Voltaire & Jason: Luke and Worf get into it and blow the Death Star into bits.

Jason: And then we throw the Tribbles...

Voltaire & Jason: ...into the sarlacc pit...

Voltaire: ...and then we kick the Ewoks into it.



Jason: "Live long and prosper," so say we all.

Voltaire: Wait, what?

"May the force be with you."

"May the Time Lords keep you."

Voltaire & Jason: "Forever we can, Babylon."

Voltaire: There's no use debating.

Voltaire & Jason: The Stargate's waiting.



Voltaire: So, come on, let's not fight.

Voltaire & Jason: It's so unintellectual.

Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?

Voltaire & Jason: So let's take the advice of an Asian homosexual:

Voltaire: "Fellow star folks, cool it down...!"

(Robert Picardo: Celebrity voice impersonated.)

Voltaire & Jason: Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual.

Voltaire: Hell, I want to be Sci-Fi multi-trektual.



Jason: "Live long and prosper!"

Voltaire: "May the Force be with you!"

Jason: "Never give up, never surrender!"

Voltaire: "To infinity and beyond!"

Jason: Really, Voltaire? Really?