Black Riders Lyrics

There were nine there were seven there were three and then one
Listen up all you hobbits while my tale is spun
Nine kings ensnared, nine kings on the run
Shout "Fear! Fire! Foes!" cause the shit has begun

So tell me oathbreakers why have ye come
To fulfill the deeds that were not done
Black ships are sailing one by one
Yo, I'm Aragorn and my sword weighs a ton

Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall
Black Riders on call

Frodo of the nine fingers straight from the fire
I'm the baddest motherfucker from the land called shire
When I step into the room MCs expire
Wanna battle me me you're an orc-faced liar

Hosts of mordor at the city gates
The horn of gondor reverberates
See smoke from the pyre of denethor
Tonight the shit goes down at pellenor

Seven stars and seven stones and one white tree
No witch-king of Angmar get the best of me
I stood up tall and stabbed him right in the knee
And then his fell beast fell on top of me

Well you say you don't know me but I think you do
I ain't Dernhelm so get a fucking clue
My name is Eowyn and I dress like a man
But I'll be slaying black riders like nobody can.

Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall
Black Riders on call

Like Mount Caradhras I keep my cool
Make you look like a sucker you wack nazgul
So step off! step off!
All you nazgul bitches
Step off! step off!
All you Angmar Witches

I'm Aragorn and I'm back from the dead
They call it Dwimmorberg and it ain't club med
We ride for ruin and the world's ending
I'm the once and the motherfucking future king

Orcs all gathered in their masses
Legolas will kick their asses
In my pipe old Toby's burning
Sauron's war machine keeps turning
Oh lord yeah

Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall
Black Riders on call