Blockbuster Video Girl Lyrics

Press my nose against the glass again today
And I know you get out at five
And I just can't up and walk inside and talk to you
I mean I'd have to be out of my mind

So I sit here waiting patiently
Trying to think of a movie
That I still haven't seen
Cause I got a thing...

For Blockbuster Video girl
(Yeah you and me)
She's Blockbuster Video girl
(So meant to be)
As sure as Stella got her groove back
You know I'd love you like John Cusack
And I swear someday I'm gonna rent my way to her heart

Walking up and down those video store isles
To find a movie to impress you
Are you a comedy chick or maybe you like Indie flicks
Or maybe something from the back room

So I walk up to the counter sheepishly
Hoping my selection
Is gonna make you notice me
Cause I'm so intrigued...

With Blockbuster Video girl
(Yeah you and me)
She's Blockbuster Video girl
(So meant to be)
Cause she's my one and only soulmate
Someday I'll penetrate her Stargate
But until that day, I'll have to rent my way to her heart

And Someday we'll be the very best of friends
Just like Thelma and Louise except we won't die in the end
And your love would be so very precious to me
Like the commentary track to my very favorite movie
Forget Netflix
I gotta have my fix

Keep my DVDs just a day two past over due
And then I wait to get your call
And it's so sweet how you insist that I don't have to tip you
I guess I'm special after all
And I hope we never say goodbye
Cause I'd cry even harder than
That time I watched AI
(Something in my eye)

For Blockbuster Video girl
(Yeah you and me)
She's Blockbuster Video girl
(So meant to be)
And for her heart I'd pay any price
Hell, I'd even buy the franchise
But until that day, I'm gonna rent my way to her heart