Body Odor Lyrics

I
I had the worst day today
i feel like i should die
lost intrest when my dog died
she was the best friend i ever had
and thats sad

I
Idont know where i am
woke up next to a guy named sam
how the hell did i get here?
musta been beer

::chorus::
and whoa
i dont know how i go
out with all these losers
and still breathe
cause whoa
check out your b.o.
and get some colonge
cause you stink

I
I had the worst of day today
I stubbed my toe in bed
then woke up and hit my head
now that all thats said

::chorus::

what the hell is wrong with me
my bladders slipping out of me
i dont know what to do with pez
please god help me

::chorus::