Bonersong Lyrics

It's hard to go to work with a
boner
It's hard to drive a car with a
boner
It's hard to mow the lawn with a
boner
It's hard to go to sleep with a
boner
Ba-ba-ba ba-ba (x3)

It's weird to pet your cat with a
boner
It's weird to hug your mom with a
boner
It's weird to host Thanksgiving with a
boner
It's weird to feed your kid with a
boner
Ba-ba-ba ba-ba (x3)

Never trim your hedges with a
boner
(boner!)
Never make a promise with a
boner
(boner!)
Never slam a door with a
boner
(boner!)

Never write a sketch with a BONER!!