Borrow Your Girl Lyrics

Hey brother, could I borrow your girlfriend?
Mine busted my cheatin' heart in a collision last night
And yours' looks pretty cool
I'm sure that she would do
Hey brother, could I borrow your girlfriend tonight?
Oh, I hear she's as fast as a screamin' needle
Hit in the ass by a Delta jet airplane
And yeah she's looking as tight, as a red apple
Shiny, and bright
Wrapped in transparent cellophane
And if you would let me unwrap her
I would be grateful, and return the favor someday
I won't run the RPM's to high, and we'll wave as we pass by
And I promise not to ask her to stay...
...for I only have a one car garage
You can't leave something like that out in the yard
With her sway bars of stainless steel
The way she handles, the way she feels
Hey brother, could I borrow your girlfriend tonight?