Boy Can I Dance Good Lyrics

(I'm not 100% on these lyrics and there's a few lines that I absolutely can't make out at all, so please offer corrections if you have them.)

Nylons drive me crazy
Blue jeans drive me mad
Some girls don't know what they're missing
Some girls don't know what they've had
I hope I'm not too frightening
Don't want to shatter your pretty fragile brain
Got psychological problems . . . my parents are to blame
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well why don't you come and see me when I get off the stage
I'll take off my make-up in more ways than one
Honey I don't always perform, some times I go in for some good clean

fun
Well I can slither like a reptile
I can bend like a swan
I'm the bum that you will adore
And I'm the king that you'll spit upon
Boy, boy, boy can I dance good
Boy, boy can I dance good

How about this morning when I got out of bed
Did you see what you did to me, did you hear what you said?
You told me I was a waste and I'd be better off dead
Then I took you close and I whispered in your ear and here's what I

said
Boy, boy, boy can I dance good
Boy, boy can I dance good

?????
????? just laugh at you
Talking about salvation and the world is a mess
But you know that I don't really even care because
Boy, boy, boy can I dance good
Boy, boy cand I dance good
Good good good dance good, good good good good good
Dance good
Dance good
Dance good
etc.