Brak's Tale Of Suspense [Grocery Store] Lyrics

And now it's time for Brak's Tales of Suspense.

So I went to the grocery store and I went to get some milk.
So anyway I got there and the store clerk looked at me and he said, "Well, Hi there Brak, are you here to get some milk?"
And I said, "Well, what if I am?"
And he said, "Well I was just askin' ya know, 'cause you forgot last time, remember?"
And I said, "Oh thanks."
Yeah, so I went through the aisles.
Past the bread.
Past the cold cuts.
Past the cookies.
Past the ketchup.
Past the frozen dinners.
One of them, by the way, looked really good.
It had three mini hamburgers and some corn and get this... tater tots and chocolate pudding!
All the four major food groups.
Two hours later, I came to the dairy cage and I got some milk!
And I brought it home and my mom said, "Oh, Brak you remembered the milk."
And I said, "Yep."
And then all of a sudden, she says, "Brak did you look at this?
The expiration date says tomorrow."
So I had to drink a whole gallon of milk in one day and go back and get some more.
So um you gotta watch those expiration dates, there, buster.