Brian Oblivion Lyrics

Shaky cam
Enter the vulvic fission
C'mon, be a man
Assume the position

It's all right
Don't you worry
It don't bite

Film the waste
In 16 mm
Sprays the paste
Out of his willybeater

Take your time
Don't you worry
And don't forget to wear a jim hat

Oblivion's invention will have you on your knees
Beggin' for your mama - beggin' "Please, please, please, please, please"
A click of the remote, and you're buried deep inside
Don't even bother thinkin' 'bout your trying to hide
Oblivion's invention will rot your fucking mind
Shards of TV tubing come out your behind

Comes a time
In a man's life when he
Must fulfill
His ultimate inner fantasy

Takes his time
Does not worry
It don't bite
Pay the fee
Not much when you consider
What you get
Tastes sweet and somewhat bitter

It's all right
Don't you worry
And don't forget to wear a jim hat

Oblivion's invention will have you on your knees
Beggin' for your mama - beggin' "Please, please, please, please, please"
A click of the remote, and you're buried deep inside
Don't even bother thinkin' 'bout your trying to hide
Oblivion's invention will rot your fucking mind
Shards of TV tubing coming out your behind
Nothing ever happens on this motherfucking show
But it seems there ain't no place to go...except hell

Pay-per-view
The introduction's near
Vapor glue
Sniff it and snuff films appear

Take your time
Don't you worry
It's all right
Pay the fee
Not much when you consider
What you get
Tastes sweet and somewhat bitter
It's all right
Don't you worry
And don't forget to wear a jim hat