Bunch Of Draclias (And They're All Playing Flute) Lyrics

There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
You're surrounded by vampires, and you don't know what to do
But it's worse than that because these Draclias, they know the flute

(Bring it)
Red eye, pointy ear
Sharp teeth, white skin
Can you hear the Nosferatu
Fuckin' up that woodwind

Bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke but then they got
Scary good (Ahh!)

They're fuckin' good at the flute, uh (Ahh-ah!)
These fuckin' vampires know how to toot
I get the feeling they've been practicing

There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
So these motherfuckin' Draclias, they play the fuckin' flute, bitch!

Und-dead motherf-f-fuckers, comin' for ya
They're blood sucking bitches with perfect Embouchure
Z-z-zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo

(Ahh!) They got a lot of free time (They got free time)
Because they sleep all day (Snoozing all day)
So they did a bunch of crime (Doing so much crime)
And then they learnt to play

(Play) It started off as a joke, how ridiculous for a vampire to blow!
But then they accidentally got way too good
They still eat people but now they also play the flute!

There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
So these motherfuckin' Draclias, they play the fuckin' flute, bitch!

There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
Zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo

I don't know what to do
Suck, blow, rip a freaky fuckin' jazz solo
Get that Type-O, like Bram told yo
It was a joke, just tryna be funny
But now I'm online, applying for the symphony
I got beat, dark lord Kenny-G (Kenny G)
I suck deep, just call me Eddy-C (Eddy C)
I'm not cheap, been a couple centuries
So when I blow the Silver-D, rewriting all mythology
I was a peasant in Romania (That's in Europe)
When I broke into a crypt
And then a bat flew down (What did the bat do?)
It started sucking my dick!

(Play) It started off as a joke (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a joke), how ridiculous for a vampire to blow! (How ridiculous to blow)
But then they accidentally got way too good (They accidentally got good)
They still eat people but now they also play the flute!

There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
So these motherfuckin' Draclias, they play the fuckin' flute, bitch!

There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a—
Zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo

I'm dead, boy