Burn Goody Clinton Lyrics

[Billy Bob Neck:]
Burn, burn, burn, burn (repeat throughout the verses)

[Roy Zimmerman:]
They put Satan on the ballot as a bait-n-switch
For it isn't Satan's name, but that of Satan's witch.
And we know it takes a village for to pillory
Hillary Goody Clinton.

Yes, we know she's evil for she has a uterus
And she's sure to use her sorcery to neuter us.
So good men, let's take her straight-way to the grillery
Hillary Goody Clinton.

Burn Goody Clinton, burn!

For we've all seen her spurn the aprin and the churn
And she isn't gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink
So, burn Goody Clinton, burn!

Oh, what a snap it'll be
To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B

For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity
And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill.
Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme.

Men are sensitive, she's soft.
Men are rugged, she's ill-coiffed.
Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will.

Now, a woman who is competent - men, that's blaspemy
And I needn't say, she's not the kind of lass for me.
And she's not a good influence on poor Bill or e-
ven Chelsey.
Hillary "Goodwife" Clinton.

Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
She's far from taciturn
Which causes us concern

And she isn't gonna sink
When we dunk her in the drink
So a better way to try 'er
Is to toss her on the pyre

And the only way that she'd
Be converted is to feed
the infern-o
Burn, oh burn Goody Clinton, burn!