Celtic Boast Battle Lyrics

(The brackets show which Celt is singing. The 'boast battle' bits are sung by everyone)

BOAST BATTLE!

(Celt 1)
So lets clear the air
Grab a chair
I've got flair
When I fight a bear
I rip of its skin
For my wife to wear
I did it for a dare
I'm your worst nightmare
Look close: check out my facial hair

(Celt 2)
Relax
Face facts
A fight with you
Would be an anti-climax
When you go to war
You don't take off your slacks
Look at me, I'm tough
I fight in the buff
I could say more
But I've said enough so-

BOAST BATTLE!

(Celt 1)
Have some grace
Shut your face

BOAST BATTLE!

'Cause it's bleedin' clear
You're well off the pace
Seems to me like
You're not even skilled
I could fill a lake
With the blood I've spilled
I decorate my house
With heads of men I've killed
I'd stab you right now
But I'm trying to chill

(Celt 2)
Yeah, you've got a brain
But you've just got one
I've got 5 on my belt
From the battles I've won
In a rage, on a rampage
I've killed more men
Than old age

BOAST BATTLE!

And I've only just begun

BOAST BATTLE!

And I'm not even done!

(Celt 1)
You're just killing the enemy
That's lazy
I kill my own people
I'm that crazy
I go berserk and my eyes go glazy
I get so mad
I could stab a daisy!
Only I won't 'cause that would be stupid...

(Celt 2)
All right, all right
Think a while
Look at your style
Man, that's vile
You look like you've been dressed
By a reptile
You're a steaming par
I'm dressed like a king
I wear a torc round my neck
When I'm doing my killing
And on my finger
I'm wearing a ring
When I said I fight nude
I wasn't counting my bling

BOAST BATTLE!

Ooh, and I paint myself blue!

BOAST BATTLE!

That is way, way cooler than you

(Celt 1)
So much better than you
That you ought to bow
I'd offer to fight you
But you wouldn't know how
Enough of the talk, yeah
Lets end this now
I can sum it all up
In just one word:

(Celt 2- having just been stabbed)
OWWW!