Certified Heroes Lyrics

So we were walking down the street right?
We saw a cat stuck in a tree
Oh no
What did we do?
We got our crossbows

So then we got to the streetlight
Old lady trying to cross
Oh my
What did we do?
We gouged out her eyes

We're heroes with certification
Signed by the gods
We're hilarious
We're heroes with certification
You know you want to be just like us

I hear the buzzer go off
And I put on my favorite cape
There's a family in trouble and they want us to save the day
There's a robbery happening right down the street
But we're gonna catch them 'cause we're faster on our feet

We're heroes with certification
Signed by the gods
We're hilarious
We're heroes with certification
You know you want to be just like us

We're heroes, we don't save any people but that's okay
(Runnin' like a cat man, not like a big man)

We're heroes with certification
Signed by the gods
We're hilarious
We're heroes with certification
You know you want to be just like us