Charango Lyrics

tell me pablo what?s a charango is it some kind of monkey like a orangutan and is it dangerous well it might be some kind of snake that?s gonna bite me is it a fruit like a mango or some kind of mexican food like chimichanga do you fry it in garlic and oil or do you wrap it in aluminum foil is it a dance like a tango or a brand of jeans like wrangler is it american made or imported you know what i make can i afford it it?s a town in colorado no that?s durango it?s that fella with a big nose no that?s cyrano de bergerac well i don?t know tell me pablo what?s a charango and pablo says . . . a charango is a strange looking thing got the body of an armadillo and the head of a mandolin looks like road kill with strings you play it real fast with a pick all you guitar players gonna get your sorry asses kicked it takes a real knack and a supple wrist to stick that armadillo back in your chest and pick it like this . . . that?s a charango it ain?t a monkey that?s an orangutan no, it ain?t a fruit that?s a mango it ain?t no Mexican food that?s chimichanga it ain?t a dance that?s a tango it ain?t a brand of jeans that?s wrangler it ain?t in Colorado that?s durango it ain?t that fella with a big nose who? cyrano de bergerac so now you know what?s that? that?s a charango