Cheerleader Lyrics

Call me up and I'll solve your problem
Call me up
Introduce yourself
Right on
Introduce yourself
To the bunk bed love phone
Puerta Vallarta relationships in trouble
Should I pass the info on to my brother
Cuz I'm a Cheerleader on a Honda Spree
Got a Dr. Pepper Lipsmack on my cheek
Fine I'm like the brother that you never had
But you wish you did
Fine you're gonna be alright
But that's not what you want to hear
Cuz You just want a cheerleader
Bang bang stick it in the hole now
Cheerleader Cheerleader
Talk talk talk and tell me you gotta go home
The telephone receiver don't make me any prouder
And if you can't hear me well it really doesn't matter
It really doesn't matter if I got the solution
I will give wisdom if you give me some pollution
Fine I'm like the brother that you never had
But you wish you did
Fine you're gonna be alright
But that's not what you want to hear
Cuz You just want a cheerleader
Bang bang stick it in the hole now
Cheerleader Cheerleader
Talk talk talk and tell me you gotta go home
2...4...6...8 who do you appreciate
Those corduroy pants they make your butt look great
I heard the boys in the locker room are giving you a talking to
But you know I will always be there for you
Yes you know know I will always be there for you
Cuz You just want a cheerleader
Bang bang stick it in the hole now
Cheerleader Cheerleader
Talk talk talk and tell me you gotta go home