Chicago Zoo Lyrics

Yo yo this is Mickey Rocks
This is Chuck Inglish
Shout out to the basement
Shout out to Smash Brothers
You are listening to cool ass ninjas
(Mikey Rocks)
Welcome to Chi Town Zoo
Animal Planet probably channel 102
Imma show you how to survive
And what not to do
Cause you aint watchin the animals
They watchin you
Gorillas and Baboons posted on the block
With hats cocked
Waitin for something to jump off
And the rats keep rattin
The lions keep lying
The bears bear arms
They'll shoot you dog *ROOF*

And the cougars got rugers
Swans with the bombs
Beehives full of knives
So what Im sayin is
Run for your lives
Steve Irwin got hurt
When a gang of birds murked him
Ya follow me please come
And raise our hand cause this is urgent
No longer the days of man
Every person is in danger
From the horses in the manger
They gonna war with us all of us
And the bats wanna hang us

Upside down from our legs
Watch that blood rush to your head
This is what they said
In the meetin with tha leaders
Tall cheetah was kinda a good speaker
Corruption of the animals
Even spread to the government
(Chuck: Why do you say that?)
Cause the president is a snake
(Chuck:What?!)
No really though the presidents a snake
And his mistress is a chicken
With some feathers in its beak

It is sickening
But the picture looks familiar to me
Cause what chicken dont cluck for dollars
Humans and animals got that in common
I ran down the stairs
Made a left at the box
Headed to the front door
Without gettin spotted
Ran through the front lawn
Then I had to stop quick
When I seen a fox posted up on the block
With boxes sellin watches for small profit

Down the street I saw a monkey in a suit
And as soon as I walked up to him
I asked him why he do what he do then
He said Im a monkey thats true
But monkey see monkey do
Saw you doin some things
And now he do em' too
I wanna be like you
What thats unusual
You call me the animal
Now you the animal
So I guess you mimic me

Now I got business to attend to
Pardon me and a good day I bid you
Then he tilted the brim of his hat
Adjusted his brief case
And walked to his whip
I had to get a grip was crabs up on the strip
I aint talking bout the Crips
Imagine a lil bit
Horses ridin people brandishing the whips
Strip club full of poodles
Pit bulls throwin tips
Skinny cat outside the liquor store
(Chuck: Whys that?)
He was tryin to get a hit
It was too strong they
So they tried to make him quit
Now he hooked on that crack
Also known as cat nip
Somebody please wake me up from this nightmare
Something aint right here
I gotta escape
I gotta find a way
Please get me outta this safe
Before I become a victim of a Paraná or a snake

We got to be careful
Take heed to our actions
Watch out for pigs
When they flashin their sirens
Whenever we get violent
We aint far from them, animals,
And we call them, beasts
Cause ya homie is a dog
A phony is a snake
A cop is a pig
And a lady is a chick
So that put us in position with doctors who do little
I guess Im the animal
Screaming at you niggas