Chocolate And Potato Chips Lyrics

well, i woke up late and i woke up hungry emptied my pockets not a whole lotta money a few bucks in tips enough to buy me some chocolate and potato chips chocolate and potato chips put on my coat headed out the door figured i'd hit that vietnamese store they got package liquor pigs lips chocolate and potato chips chocolate and potato chips on the way i met sammy's brother i said "hey junior i knew your mother when she still carried you on her hips and bought you chocolate and potato chips" chocolate and potato chips but junior he was not impressed took a baseball bat to my chest said "gimme your money or i'll break your ribs" i didn't so he did that boy left me in a bad way i went to the doctor she called the nurse said "it looks bad but i seen worse" gave me a shot and an i.v. drip said "if you're real good nurse will get you some potato chips" chocolate and potato chips and you know what? she never did but there was a vending machine down the hall i could hardly walk and so i crawled reached in my pocket my pocket was ripped counted my change i had zip for chocolate and potato chips i was ready to die so i did now i didn't go straight to the pearly gates i told st peter he'd have to wait while i made a short trip to the vietnamese store for package liquor pigs lips chocolate and potato chips