Christmas In Seattle Lyrics

dream of sugar plums...don't bite your nails, don't suck your thumb...and don't sass mom and dad or on christmas morning no presents will be had yesterday I rode my skateboard to the local shopping mall...I had me a secret christmas agenda-I was going to see old Santy Claus...I waited in line for like an hour and then I sat on the fat man's lap...they took my picture and he said, "what would you like for christmas?"...I pulled out my wishlist just like that...hey I'd really like a tattoo...something that says a lot about me, you know something real personal...I figured maybe a peace sign, or a yin-yang, or a sunflower, or barbed wire stretched around my arm...that would be so damn original well I really wanted a choo-choo train...and I really wanted a pony...it's christmas time in the city hey I really would like a gas station attendant's jacket...but it's got to have a nametag with a name that's not my own though...I figured maybe Roy or Chuck or Gus or Cooter, how about Cooter?...I think Cooter would be a great name for a gas station attendant, don't you, Santa? ho, ho, ho...hope you find some originality underneath your christmas tree...when it's christmas time in seattle even Santa's wearing flannel...I want a hemp hat...I want a tattoo...I want a free piercing in the body part of my choice...I want to wear pants with all the cuffs cut off...I want to grow a goatee and drink a latte...I want to be alternative and fit in...I want to be an individual like everyone else...I what to be alternative and fit in...I want to be original like everybody else...can you fulfill my christmas wish?