Chunky Milk Lyrics

uhh
i was looking in my refrigerator
looking for some bread
but i found a frozen turkey head
and i looked behind the turkeys head
and i saw a chicken wing
but it aint no thing
cause i want some ice cream
ice cream with butter and chocolate
chocolate butter vanilla ice cream
gonna put that in a blender
then i go to get some milk
the low fat vitamin d 10% skim milk baby
i went, i opened it up and oh my God
it was chunky
the milk was chunky

it was chunky milk
chunky milk, chunky milk, chunky milk, chunky milk
chunky milk, chunky milk, chunky milk, chunky milk
chunky milk, chunky milk, chunky milk, chunky milk
i got chunky milk in my refrigerator

hey woman where did you come from
you better shut the hell up
hey dont be goin woo up in here

so i went to the store to go get me some new milk
so i can eat my ice cream: butter chocolate in the blender and vanilla
so i went to the milk section of winn dixie
and they had pixie sticks in the milk section
so i was like "what's up with this
why you got pixie sticks in the milk section"
they said "i don't know"
oh yeah they said "i don't know"
i said "i need some milk
vitamin d low fat 10% skin milk"
so they pointed me to it
so i bought me some milk
i went home i opened it up
but it was chunky milk

chunky milk, chunky milk, chunky milk
chunky milk, chunky milk, chunky milk

they had chunky milk so i said fuck milk
i want coca cola