Clarity Transcending Choice Lyrics

(spoken)
Clarity transcending choice, transcending a black-eyed clown. A dog ran around a clown called Clarence.

I used to live on the farm.

Grandpa taught me how to whittle.

Grandma taught me not to spittle.

It was a simple life on the farm.

I never had sex with any of the animals or vegetables.

But I knew some people who did.

Jimmy, for example.

Jimmy had sex with watermelons, cantaloupes, cows, sheeps and goats, and one time an antelope.

Okay, I'm lying.

I never lived on a farm.