Clicker Blues Lyrics

Remember when... Online was where you hung the wash and a MegaByte was a really big nosh and if it was a Virus you got you went to the doctor and got a shot, Uhhh. Internet or Interface Download, Upload, Database Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak they may as well be speaking Greek! Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum back a Hack drove a cab and a burgral was a Mac Modems, Chat Rooms, Dos and Dots a Mouse in your Pad, that's why we had cats Nowadays... you need a degree from MIT to operate your own TV I used to find a channel quicker when all you needed was one clicker listen, I don't mean to bicker but now my clicker has a clicker and each new clicker makes mes icker if I could only find a clicker to turn all the clickers OFF!!!