Club Med Sucks Lyrics

I don't have to go to school for an entire week
I just wanna go down to Newport Beach
Mom and Dad wanna tell me where to go
They wanna go to Club Med San Carlos

Club Med sucks
Authority sucks
I hate golf
I don't wanna play lacrosse

The people there, they are so stupid
They exploit the poor and the weak
I want no part of their death culture
I just wanna go to the beach